I listen to what people say at night and make songs out of it. I own 7 instruments. I love Coldplay, Keane, Alice in Wonderland, Tuck Everlasting and actively working on things.You can find me at department stores, investigating ovens and funny toasters.
I feel really comfortable with you. You make me laugh and we can be honest. We swear a lot and talk a lot of nonsense. You pull me out of the house and I break your routine.
Thank you for tonight.
Musicals (ii)
Alice: Do you know the Princess Diaries?Leon: Unfortunately, yes...
Alice: Because in the princess diaries books Mia complains constantly that Michael doesnt want to go see a musical with her because he thinks no one with the right amount of testosterone can stand Beauty and the Beast, which is her all time favourite.
Leon: No one with the right amount of awakeness can, I mean, its like 3 hours, and you know whats going to happen.
Alice: Yupp, I know.
Leon: ...
Leon: I could sit through it.
Musicals (i)
Alice: I was little and I thought Belle was like, the coolest person ever, so seeing her "in person" in the musical of Beauty and the Beast was awesome. Until it meant I had to miss the premiere of High School Musical 2 and it was like, a CATASTROPHE that Beauty and the Beast was on...Leon: High school musical?
Alice: I was a little girl with a thing for musicals.
Leon: I'm so glad I didn't know you then.
2:12 am
Alice: [..] and I'd be a year behind in all my studies. I would never make it out alive.Leon: You're amazingly brilliant, Alice Fiore.
Alice: I'm not so sure.
Leon: I am.
“Can you promise me something? When you date again-“
“We’re not going to date again”
“Whatever, when you date -“
“I said-“
“OK, fine, IF you date again, can you promise we’re not going to stop talking? Because, last time.. I know we weren’t as close, but last time yeah, I saw you, but we didn’t talk about it. All these things that you’re telling me now, that I’m reading from you now… Well, I would’ve liked to know them before”
“It’s not that I didn’t tell you, it’s that I didn’t tell anyone. I wasn’t the kind to go around screaming every beautiful thing he said […] but I promise, I swear. I mean, it’s YOU. I can’t even think about it.. no. I need to talk to you. I can’t see that happening”.
Alaska: That's not even funny, don't mention that again-
Alice: It IS though!
...
Alice: I'm Ginny though.
Alaska: Oh, YOU get to be the pretty ginger and I get a dick. Of COURSE.
Liam: It's not ALL luck, I had to work a ton!
Alice: It's MY way of saying, "holy shit, that's awesome!"
Liam: It's MY way of saying, "holy shit, I KNOW I'm awesome!"
“I met this girl the other day…”
“…I met her and asked her if she knew you, and she said, ‘as if I couldn’t know her, that girl’s got everything. She’s perfect. She’s pretty, she’s funny, she’s nice, smart, she sings well.. Damn Alice has everything’ and I said, ‘ah, we’re definitely talking about the same Alice then’”.
“No one? Really?” “Why would there be?” “I don’t know, Alice, I don’t know, but sometimes I go on your blog and I read, and I see, and I listen, and I think, who could’ve left her so in love?.
A: No.
M: Yes they are...
A: Oh, no, these are white, and those are ivory.
M: They look the same to me.
A: You'd never be able to be a wedding planner.
Leon: Do you want me to move gumdrop farms to rainbowville so our candy corn crops can grow in the winter?
Alice: I'm a farmvillian, not a rainbowvillian, but that'd be lovely.
Alice: Did MS bore you so much as to come up with that? Because, I'm impressed.
Leon: I'm just saying, as mayor of crazy town, these decisions have to go through you, you're KOO KOO
Alice: Well, thanks, someone's really feeling my weirdness today.
