The end is the beginning is the end
My name is Alice, I'm 18 and I've just graduated, which basically means whenever I look in the mirror I grunt, "when did you get so old?". I am extremely ambitious and I feel the need to be first in everything, but I'm also really short and sarcastic so I'm not intimidating.I listen to what people say at night and make songs out of it. I own 7 instruments. I love Coldplay, Keane, Alice in Wonderland, Tuck Everlasting and actively working on things.You can find me at department stores, investigating fridges and ovens and funny toasters.
“What’s that girl.. From Rugrats? Isabel? Isabella? Elisabeth?”
“Angelica?”
“HER!”
“I spilt acid on my tights the other day while messing around. Suddenly I heard sizzling, it was so funny”
Marta: You so funny. Ever thought of being a comedian?
Mariana: Unlike you I can read sarcasm and detect it don't fool me!
Me: I'd actually pay to see you do stand up comedy.
Mariana: I wouldn't let you in if you didn't pay.
Mariana: Unlike you I can read sarcasm and detect it don't fool me!
Me: I'd actually pay to see you do stand up comedy.
Mariana: I wouldn't let you in if you didn't pay.
M: Are these two the same?
A: No.
M: Yes they are...
A: Oh, no, these are white, and those are ivory.
M: They look the same to me.
A: You'd never be able to be a wedding planner.
A: No.
M: Yes they are...
A: Oh, no, these are white, and those are ivory.
M: They look the same to me.
A: You'd never be able to be a wedding planner.
