My name is Alice, I'm 18 and I've just graduated, which means whenever I look in the mirror I grunt, "when did you get so old?". I am extremely ambitious and I feel the need to be first in everything, but I'm also really short and sarcastic so I'm not intimidating.
I listen to what people say at night and make songs out of it. I own 7 instruments. I love Coldplay, Keane, Alice in Wonderland, Tuck Everlasting and actively working on things.You can find me at department stores, investigating ovens and funny toasters.
Char (hungryforsomehungergames): Your fish are so cool
Alice: They are so cool
Char: Except for the blue one. The blue one is the odd one out
Alice: Poor thing! I thought it would be c-
Char: The other fish are racists, they're running away from him!
Char: ...and, also, send her a kiss from Alice, too.
Char: No, she can't talk, she has, er.. A sore throat, yeah. Yeah, it's bad...
Char: He says it's from singing all day.
Dad: *closes car window*
Char: Oh, I knew it was kinda cold in here.
Dad: Yes, it's because the handle got wet.
Char: That's because it's raining and window was open.
Dad: I know, but I didn't know the water was getting in.